Are you aware that if you keep overeating goat meat, eventually your health will force you to consume what the goat eats? This isn't foo...
Are you aware that if you keep overeating goat meat, eventually your health will force you to consume what the goat eats? This isn't food, but rather food for thought—just don't dwell on it.
Many health issues arise at a specific age and are frequently permanent. Eat properly and maintain good health. Some of us didn't follow this advice and now face the consequences – unnecessary belly fat along with its related problems! They play.
Mami Ama, when your husband, who used to spend nights away and rarely stay home, now returns early and doesn't go out on weekends, don't get overly excited even though you've won. He's turned into a good boy because his interest in harmful outside influences has decreased.
This often happens especially if the man has passed 50! He wouldn't want to embarrass himself outside, so he suddenly turns into a good boy and even assists you in washing the dishes. Men are good boys ooo, hahaaaa... it's all a lie, o na disability be that. I think insurance companies should start offering these products - sexual weakness in men as a disability policy.
Happy International Men's Day! It occurred this week, but how many people were aware of it? Until Elaine called me on Wednesday to wish me, I wasn't even aware of it. Elaine, God bless you, onu. You are a true sister! Men, don't worry; we are men and expected to stay quiet even when we're in pain. Is the boy child under-protected? This might just be a rhetorical question. Let's keep quiet and endure! We are the mehn...hahahaaaa!
When I was young, any private car driver who passed without giving me a ride was labeled as a 'wicked man.' Now I comprehend why. Indeed, those who don't grow, will grow! There's significant risk in giving lifts to strangers, but there's one dangerous risk that I exposed myself to last Monday. I was driving outside Accra.
While en route, I met a person and asked them for directions to my destination. Me too, I don't know how to use Google Maps. I think it's about time I learned how to use it because of that terrible experience.
The 'welcoming' individual chose to sit in my car and guide me there since the location coincided with his own destination. I reluctantly agreed, aware of the potential dangers associated with such risky gestures. What if he suffers a heart attack and the worst occurs? How would I account for this to the authorities? In any case, this is the mindset of a typical insurance professional – we recognize the positive aspects but remain mindful of the 'what if?'.
He spoke politely but briefly along the way. In my air-conditioned car, occasionally, a foul smell would drift past my nose. I was trying to figure out where it was coming from. Then I gave it some time. After a while, I began to suspect something. Could this unpleasant odor be coming from this unusual helper? I asked myself quietly.
After roughly two kilometers into the trip, I had decided that this kind man likely had gari and beans for dinner the night before, maybe with fried eggs. The odor was overwhelming, yet I found the strength to keep going alongside him.
He activated his TikTok and began watching. Then, apparently, there was an engaging skit with the well-known "Cynthia Offori, go home... go go go" in the background. Without warning, he laughed again, and the sound could no longer be concealed – tuin! He was wearing thick jeans trorza, which absorbed some of the sound's volume, but the main noise still managed to escape clearly enough for me to hear.
That's when I gathered my bravery and asked him to leave my car because I believed I could now find my way to the destination. He begged to go to the next intersection. Well, how far is it? I eventually dropped him off at the closest intersection. As he got out, I felt a sense of relief. Whaaat! No no no! Never again!
Men (natural men) and women (natural women) who imitate the style of dogs in 'that state' should be aware that, very soon, they will begin to pay royalties. The dogs in my home started barking loudly last night. It is often a sign that they will come after us soon, especially those who have been stealing their intellectual property. Almost everyone seems to enjoy the way dogs perform the distinct. I don't know why la.
After turning 50, men can no longer imitate the dog anymore due to the fear of having a stroke! Perhaps we truly should give them royalties. Every husband and wife enjoys mimicking each other's style, especially when they are not on good terms and don't want to look at each other's face. My parents never taught me this, but by God's grace, I am now an expert. Dogs showed the way! That is why when they annoy us, they can bite us 'by hat,' and we must show them respect!
Marriage without any provocation from the spouse should never be considered a real marriage. When we are not on good terms and she is asleep, I simply go and open the trap door just enough for it to slam loudly – gbaaan! It startles her and wakes her up angry, but she doesn't complain since we aren't speaking to each other!
But at least for her primary responsibility of changing baby diapers, let us appreciate our wives. Just because of what I have just mentioned, I will not slam the door again. Our wives endure much but they do not tell you about it.
She didn't used to like many bedroom-related things, but recently she wants more of it, unlike before. Now that I'm aging and becoming weaker, her energy has increased. One of my friends shared something with us some time ago about how she wasn't on good terms with her husband and admitted that at one point she wanted 'the thing' and could sense her husband also wanted it, but due to pride, she was hoping her husband would make the first move. Another person responded by saying that contrary to general natural assumptions, many women today have stronger egos than their male partners. Is that true? She explained that this is why men are usually the first to apologize to their wives when they upset them. See? It's all because men want peace in the home, and peace starts with the man. Why not? You have to apologize for being offended. Dey play!
That brings to mind something. Why is it so challenging for men to take off diapers from their baby children but so simple to remove 'bikinis' from adult women? I just asked a straightforward question o! To be honest, for men, taking off diapers from babies who have started eating fufu, meat, eggs, milk, and mormorni soup with banku can be as tough as working on a PhD thesis. Our women do well o. How do they manage it so effortlessly? Ei!
Enjoy your weekend and keep in mind not to be offended, as the 'assailant' shooting the gun is also experiencing the heat from the hot gun due to his gunfire. Only teachers who have caned students before can truly understand. After caning a student, they often go home to soak their arms in hot water and apply abomiki balm.
That's why I admire Cynthia Offori, but she needs to go home... go, go, go... go home. We're closed! Hahaaaaaa!
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